Friday, May 25, 2007

 

Dell Mart

A marriage made in customer service heaven. Coming soon to a store near you - The Dell greeter with a tonne of flare.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

 

Finger Pointing

I do not mean to drag a fatality into the headlines, but this story is simply crazy. The US legal system is so entrenched with a sue first, ask questions later approach that it is scary.


The man was drunk, chatting on a cellphone and not wearing a seatbelt AND it is the fault of the bar that served him the drinks. Apparently the bartender should have buzzed in on call waiting to remind Hancock to wear his seatbelt.


Two words - Personal Responsibility.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

 

Daughters, Dogs and Donkeys

There are deadbeat dads and there are dads that should be beaten dead. This chap falls into the latter column.


The over / under for his stay in jail - 3 weeks in general confinment.

 

Cheney's lesbian daughter gives birth...

... and her partner of 15 years has all the legal rights of a rocking chair - just as the Dick likes it.

Had a chance to the see Dick and the gang on the streets of Chicago the past month and I can confess he had more ambulances than fans on the streets. It is debateable if he will be remembered as one of the worst VPs of all time - like his drone Bushy.

The Dick makes Dan Quayle look presidential.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

 

Party on Sparks Street...

...ladies keep your shirts on and everyone home by 5 PM.

Who needs Chara?

Go Sens Go.

 

Blame Canada

The Canadian media are apparently the rule makers at NHL headoffice. If that is the case why am I forced to watch the Senators stop the Sabres at 2 PM on fantastic May Saturday afternoon.

Pronger is an absolute loser.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

 

Bring on Round Three

So far I have called all the victors. Next up the real challenge, standing by my picks of Buffalo and Anaheim in the Cup. My heart says Ottawa, but I am staying with my first reaction.

Buffalo Soliders.