Sunday, December 03, 2006

 

Coin Toss

Words of advice for new federal Liberal leader Stephane Dion. When introducing yourself in other parts of the country keep this in mind, there are two ways to handle your last name - one for those under 40 and one for those over 40.

Over 40:

My name is Stephane Dion.... You know like the amazing Quebecois entertainer Celine. Don't you just love her cover of the classic Michael Bolton hit?

Under 40:

My name is Stephane Dion... No, I am not related to that no-talent hack Celine. She isn't even a real Canadian. She fled to Vegas with her old balls husband. Traitor.

Comments:
Haha!

Hilarious.
 
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