Sunday, July 16, 2006
3rd Wheel - Is it in you?
You Know You're the Third Wheel When:
You're always the only one in the backseat
They're sharing an appetizer while you're going solo
While you're out, they're text messaging... each other
They "forget" to change their reservation from two to three
You stop bothering to put the pull-out bed back into the couch each morning
You're always on the outside of their inside jokes
They start shopping for a two-seater car
Your ticket is for a seat in another section of the theater
Your "workday" consists of drinking their OJ right from the carton during The Price Is Right
They keep insisting on setting you up on dates (emphasis on insisting)
You find yourself on the side of the dance floor... holding three drinks
You hear a lot of, "So, where can we drop you off?"
Courtesy: Sex on my desk
You're always the only one in the backseat
They're sharing an appetizer while you're going solo
While you're out, they're text messaging... each other
They "forget" to change their reservation from two to three
You stop bothering to put the pull-out bed back into the couch each morning
You're always on the outside of their inside jokes
They start shopping for a two-seater car
Your ticket is for a seat in another section of the theater
Your "workday" consists of drinking their OJ right from the carton during The Price Is Right
They keep insisting on setting you up on dates (emphasis on insisting)
You find yourself on the side of the dance floor... holding three drinks
You hear a lot of, "So, where can we drop you off?"
Courtesy: Sex on my desk
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Wow - somebody is finally writing about me! I'm the ultimate Third-Wheeler!
"You, Me and Dupree" - very funny movie!
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"You, Me and Dupree" - very funny movie!
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