Moldy Peaches

This story brought out the old headline. Guns and Roses front man Axel Rose was arrested in Sweden and charged with biting a security guard. Reports indicate that Rose was, shockingly, intoxicated at the time of the confrontation. He was, in fact, deemed too intoxicated to be questioned right away.

Swedish tabloids said the guard attempted to step in when Rose, 44, began arguing with a woman in the hotel lobby. One of the officers who arrested Rose, Fredrik Nylen, was quoted on the Aftonbladet news Web site as saying that the rocker had behaved aggressively toward police and had to be "handcuffed and restrained" in the hotel, the AP reports.

There is absolutely no true to the rumour that Rose was upset that Def Leopard, who recently released a cover album just to prove all their songs don't actually bleed together - an infliction formally known as Aerosmithitis, was playing in the bar.