Thursday, March 02, 2006


I would do Anything for Love, but I won't do that

For years I have wondered what it is that Meatloaf would not do, and I have finally found the answer - Hannidate. It is brainchild of Sean Hannity, FOX conservative (obvious) talk-show host. He has a section off his website so his fans - read the Wal-Mart Nation - can cruise for partners.

(Note to self: Fox television personalities apparently are no longer satisfied with trying to tell people how to think but now who to date too.)

Hannidate is a free service designed to help like minded Conservatives find love. Hannidate believes that everyone has a soul mate. Or in the case of Republicans, a soul-less mate.

A couple of quick observations on the site. There are not too many young women over there, certainly you can't expect young Conservatives to procreate with the cast of The Golden Girls.

Hannidate has something in common with The Jetsons and The Flintstones - no minorities.

Finally, looks shouldn't matter in a relationship, and sure, I may not be the best looking guy in the world either, but most of the people at Hannidate make the kid from Mask look like a prom king.

Example 1:

I'm looking for a guy who knows how to treat a lady well. I believe in honesty and I do not want to be with someone who lies and cheats, been there and done that, and it's not something I want to repeat. I'm not looking for an overly sensitive man who is in touch with his feminine side, I am super independent but I want my guy to wear the pants in the relationship.

Example 2:

I am looking for someone tall, dark, and very handsome. Someone I can laugh with, but will also keep me in check. I really enjoy a good laugh, however, I do appreciate someone who is educated. I also look for a moral person who will drink on occasion, but also knows when to quit.

Example 3:

Lookin fer a hot young conservative honey - like a hooters gurl. She's gotta accept the Lord as her savyour. She's gotta like hunting - maybe goin on ham shootsor deer huntin. If they live in north Alabama or Tennessee, or Missipippi would be ok - my Ford f-100 leeks alot of oil & needs a tranmision & can't go to far.

Example 4:

I am a man of all interests. When I have free time I like tospend it with friends. I Like being outside as much aspossible, but I also like coming home from a hard days workand watching tv. Jeepin' is my favorite hobby (for now) andhouse work comes in a close second. I grew up with a housefull of girls, which it meant that it was me and my dadfending for ourselves. I would not have it any other way!I am very close to family, they are my life. My spirituallife comes from up above, and I am totally willing to dowhatever God would have me to do.

Example 5 - my favourite (see pic - notice the crop of his wife, classic):

I wonder how the Illinois legislature will view this site.

It is marginally better than this mail order husband site.

that third one's got to be BS.
I know. I wanted to spell check it, but didnt know where to begin.

The site is quite funny and heavily dominated by, shockingly, men.
shaky,,,,I think i saw your picture up there.
I thought the last one had to be BS, that or an angry gay man just taking the piss out of Hannity's site.
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