Monday, January 30, 2006


The Razzie Nominations are Finally Here!

Three cheers for the Simpson sisters - the family has talent!!

Worst Picture

Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo
Dirty Love
Dukes of Hazzard
House of Wax
Son of the Mask

Worst Actor

Tom Cruise, War of the Worlds
Will Ferrell, Bewitched & Kicking and Screaming
Jamie Kennedy, Son of the Mask
The Rock, Doom
Rob Schenider, Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo

Worst Actress

Jessica Alba, Fantastic Four & Into the Blue
Hilary Duff, Cheaper by the Dozen 2 & The Perfect Man
Jennifer Lopez, Monster in Law
Jenny McCarthy, Dirty Love
Tara Reid, Alone in the Dark

Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets

Tom Cruise & His Anti-Psychiatry Rant
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey's Couch, The Eiffel Tower & Tom's Baby
Paris Hilton and...Who-EVER!
Mr. & Mrs. Britney, Their Baby & Their Camcorder
The Simpsons: Ashlee, Jessica & Nick

Worst Supporting Actor

Hayden Christensen, Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith
Alan Cumming, Son of the Mask
Bob Hoskins, Son of the Mask
Eugene Levy, Cheaper by the Dozen 2& The Man
Burt Reynolds, Dukes of Hazzard & The Longest Yard

Worst Supporting Actress

Carmen Electra, Dirty Love
Paris Hilton, House of Wax
Katie Holmes, Batman Begins
Ashlee Simpson, Undiscovered
Jessica Simpson, Dukes of Hazzard

Worst Screen Couple

Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman, Bewitched
Jamie Kennedy & Anybody Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him, Son of the Mask
Jenny McCarthy & Anyone Dumb Enough to Befriend Her, Dirty Love
Rob Schneider & His Diapers, Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo
Jessica Simpson & Her Daisy Dukes, Dukes of Hazzard

Worst Remake or Sequel

Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo
Dukes of Hazzard
House of Wax
Son of the Mask

Worst Director

John Asher, Dirty Love
Ewe Boll, Alone in the Dark
Jay Chandrasekhar, Dukes of Hazzard
Nora Ephron, Bewitched
Lawrence Gutterman, Son of the Mask

Worst Screenplay

Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo
Dirty Love
Dukes of Hazzard
Son of the Mask

See previous winners here.

Okay you can be as unfair and unbalanced as you want but don't bring down Will Ferral with you.

Worst actor? Don't blame the cook cause you don't like the tablecloth -- Ferrel did what he could with those horrible scripts. It wasn't that he was a bad actor, they were just two horribly written movies -- Ferrel is the only thing of merit in them

Don't bring the Ferral down, or Q brings the hammer down....

Don't shoot the messenger. I rarely report the news without editorial opinion but this one of those times.

Tomorrow the Oscar nominations are out. I will be running a pool for both the Razzies and the Oscars.
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