Monday, September 12, 2005
The Buzz in the Biz
Portia de Rossi is hoping to tie the knot with her significant other Ellen Degeneres - IF AND WHEN gay marriages are legalized in the US. Announcement to read: Rossi and Degeneres married in Jackson Hole, Wyoming on August 32, 2030 by an alien priest.
JLO wants her staff to call her Mom. It is very likely that they call her a lot of things, but Mom isn't one of them.
Paris Hilton lacks the libido. Hmm, did she not see One Night in Paris?
Kate Cruise? It sounds like an Asian knock-off purse.
Weekend Update - Tina Fey gave birth to a baby girl.
Finally, somebody call the Red Cross and get Nicole Richie a freakin sandwich.
JLO wants her staff to call her Mom. It is very likely that they call her a lot of things, but Mom isn't one of them.
Paris Hilton lacks the libido. Hmm, did she not see One Night in Paris?
Kate Cruise? It sounds like an Asian knock-off purse.
Weekend Update - Tina Fey gave birth to a baby girl.
Finally, somebody call the Red Cross and get Nicole Richie a freakin sandwich.
# posted by Shaky @ 10:25 p.m. 
