Wednesday, August 17, 2005

 

A Saturday night addition for red meat Conservatives

Looking for a great way to spend some time with friends in Brooks, Alberta? Not quite bitter enough at society? Why not try the only board game ever banned in America. Public Assistance - Why Bother Working For A Living?

Each game comes with the following:
1 sheet of 30 out-of-wedlock children;
6 sheets of funny game money;
5 sheets of welfare benefit cards (50 cards);
5 sheets of working person's burden cards (50 cards);
Playing pieces; and
The board in 4 pieces (for regular home-printers), and the board in one piece (for professional and oversize printers).

The highlight of the game would have to be landing on a "Have Out-Of-Wedlock Child" block. It entitles a player on the Able-Bodied Welfare Recipient's Promenade to an extra $200 per child when that player lands on or passes the First Of The Month. Classic.

Download here.

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