Moldy Peaches

Wingman offers a unique, safe alternative to drinking and driving by providing responsible and timely on-the-spot chauffer services. Wingman is also proud to announce day services ideally suited for medical visits, dental work and social events.

There is a fundamental problem with this firm using the word “Wingman” in their company’s title. Apparently some moron in the States thinks it is funny to play tricks on drunk, horny men. A real wingman is a guy who’s there for you when you’re about to approach at least 2 girls. He’s the guy who is supposed to take one for the team, and let you have the better looking girl. The guy who is supposed to motivate you into picking up that drunken MILF at the bar when your chips are down. He is the guy who forces you back into the field after finding out that your significant other has participated in a group orgy without you. That’s a wingman - not a cab driver.