Monday, August 22, 2005
The Buzz in the Biz
Tara Reid confesses to having breast implants. What, next someone will tell me there isn't really an Easter Bunny?
Katie Holmes wants a low-key, event of the decade wedding. Her command of the English language leaves something to be desired.
Courtney Love is apparently pregnant. Dear God she is the only person that makes Tara Reid look sober. As Golden Fiddle says, maybe the fetus will realize who it’s inside of and abort itself.
Eva Longoria, now, likes to keep in clean. She only discovered that at 26, yikes.
Pete Sweaty recognized by PETA.
Twin Peaks MAYBE back. Finally an idea worth pursuing.
Scarlett Johansson was kidding when she said she made love in an elevator with Benicio Del Toro. Aerosmith visible upset by this admission.
Neil Young soon to release a new album and may hit Canadian cities with his lavish tour. All good news.
Sharon Osborne slams Bruce Dickenson of Iron Maiden. In unrelated news, another tree fell in the forest.
Katie Holmes wants a low-key, event of the decade wedding. Her command of the English language leaves something to be desired.
Courtney Love is apparently pregnant. Dear God she is the only person that makes Tara Reid look sober. As Golden Fiddle says, maybe the fetus will realize who it’s inside of and abort itself.
Eva Longoria, now, likes to keep in clean. She only discovered that at 26, yikes.
Pete Sweaty recognized by PETA.
Twin Peaks MAYBE back. Finally an idea worth pursuing.
Scarlett Johansson was kidding when she said she made love in an elevator with Benicio Del Toro. Aerosmith visible upset by this admission.
Neil Young soon to release a new album and may hit Canadian cities with his lavish tour. All good news.
Sharon Osborne slams Bruce Dickenson of Iron Maiden. In unrelated news, another tree fell in the forest.
# posted by Shaky @ 5:37 p.m. 
