Moldy Peaches

Controversial former World Heavyweight Champion boxer Mike Tyson declared in a recent interview that he’s thinking of going into adult movie business. According to Boxingtalk.com, Tyson stated: “I’ve talked to some people, I just talked to a gentleman named Jimmy, whose involved with Club Jenna, you know Jenna Jameson,” said Tyson. “They said they were interested in getting me involved in that kind of business.” Don't you love how every weasel involved in shady operations goes by the name Jimmy?

Tyson, just a couple weeks back, sat down on his stool in the 6th round of his *final* fight and quit. Tyson said it was over and he wants to be a missionary. He would prefer a Muslim organization to take him on but also state that he did know of a couple Christian ones that would. Did I nod off in Christian Ethics courses? Is porn now part of the new missionary work?

Let's see now; he has been jailed on a rape charge, repeatedly beat his past wives and girlfriends and he bit off part of boxer Evander Holyfield's ear. Sounds like the perfect candidate to be a missionary, right?

FYI - You can buy Mike's former shack on e-Bay.