Thursday, June 30, 2005

 

It is, almost, Friday

A religious organization, known as 'The Resistance', wants Jessica Simpson to re-shoot a 'clean' version of the promo for 'These Boots Were Made For Walking' and publicly apologise for her saucy performance.

The Resistance says that the steamy video shows Jessica - appearing as her 'Dukes of Hazzard' character, Daisy Duke - seductively washing a car in a skimpy pink bikini -acting slutty.

She can also been seen on the laps of old men and kissing country singer Willie Nelson, who plays Uncle Jesse in the 'Dukes of Hazzard' movie.

The Resistances spokesman John Conner is quoted by New York website the Bosh as saying: "She should be ashamed of herself. It's disappointing to have Jessica, a pastor's daughter and Christian role model, join the ranks of the 'singing strippers' such as Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

No truth to the rumour that Conner, like many religious hypocrites, likes strippers.

Comments:
Yes, that's right, Jessica Simpson's dad is a former Baptist minister. He should know better.

Check that, wasn't he the one who said this about his daughter in an issue of GQ magazine: "Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"

Ah, those Christian role models.
 
Come on, who doesn't like strippers?
 
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